Merch is bought to you by those people at Cafe Press, who are very nice even though we have never met them...They are however in the T-Shirt business in the same sense that we are not. Buy a T-Shirt and wear it, wash it, wear it again, perhaps wear it for two days without washing, wear it clubbing, spill beer down it, vomit on it, wash it, eat it, fight with it, kill it, bad tshirt, no fuckin manners...however you 'T-Shirt' you can get one here http://www.cafepress.com/calciumrecords along with an assortment of other things with our logo on it.